Forks, Washington, lets the border patrol sit on the highway outside its town and try to catch naughty Hispanics.
Forks is the scene of the Twilight novels.
The novels portray Indians as cool people.
Lower-income Hispanics tend to be Indios, or First Nations.
The New York Times reported on a murder of a local Hispanic man.
Now the Forks mayor is wringing his hands and going, "Whad we do? Whad we do?" as the nasty emails from appalled fans come in.
Maybe they'll think again before letting the border patrol run through town like wild dogs.